Despite plenty of evidence to the contrary, Kanye West wants you to know that he's no "M-F-ing celebrity!" West made the claim last night during a surprise performance at New York's Roseland Ballroom, where he went on an epic rant against paparazzi and Saturday Night Live.
West said, "All I do is make real music. All I do is sit in the studio and make real, real [stuff]. And that's it...So I don't want nobody trying to run up on me with no cameras, trying to sell pictures and [stuff] to magazines, asking me no dumb-ass questions, throwing me off of my focus," adding, "I ain't no celebrity."
West also shot down speculation that he would appear on a Saturday Night Live skit to poke fun at his recent run in with the paparazzi and a pole in Los Angeles. He said, "Hell, nah, I ain't doing no 'SNL' skits. This my goddamn life. This ain't no joke. That's it. Stop that [stuff] right there."