The Prophet



The Prophet is from Los Angeles and came to Fresno for school.  The Prophet did his schooling at Fresno City College as a communications major with an emphasis in broadcasting.  "I'm not a Playa, I'm a Prophet" is the way Jesse describes himself.  He likes nothing more than to spread his "Gospel" to his "Disciples" over the airways of B-95.  You can hear "Jesse's Commandments" every Thursday at 8:25.  In case you missed them here they are:

1)Less Stress, More Sex
2)When a Women Falls, Duty Calls
3)If you got the milk for free, why bye the cow G! 
4)If you girl or guy is a cheat, then its time for you to creep
5)If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, date someone who already has a husband or wife
6)If you girl or guy starts to trip, it's a perfect time for you to dip
7)When a woman talks intuition, Its just a cry for medical attention
8)If you were one way from the start, keep it that way or we'll part
9)If I drop the cash, Imma tap that ass.
10)The cost of being with a boss, is accepting all the jump-offs
THE CHRISTMAS COMMANDMENT:
11)If the holidays leave you strapped for time, hurry and get yours bcuz imma get mine
12)Nothing can ever come between, the man or woman who was first on the scene.
13)If what you want is clear, then i'll tell you what you wanna hear.
14)Stop the hate, let me procreate.
THE V-DAY COMMANDMENT
15)If the dog don't get the bone, stay your ass at home.
16)When I apologize, you gotta forget the lies.
17)Keep alot of ladies by your side and I guarantee they'll multiply.
18)If they're fine as hell, then you should be happy they'll get the tail.
19)If you wanna stay happy and avoid disaster, don't ask me for all the answers. 
20)Stay fine; all the time; or I will find someone else and make them mine.
21)If you wanna keep peace at home; get yourself a 2nd phone.
22)When going out for a night on the town,don't bring your main squeez around.
23)Its your responsibility to know, if your lover has an extra ho!
24)Nice guys finish last, but RUDE boys get that ass.
25)If you choose to snooze dont be mad when you lose.
26)You better think twice before you take your mother's advice.
27)Im a cheat you know its true, if you break up with me shame on you.
28)If you can't fulfill my fantasies, I'll find someone else to get freaky with me.
29)Forget the money, I'll take the honey.
30)Let your man go, get yourself a sancho.

31)Everyone Does Some Dirt, So Its Ok To Flirt...

32)IF THE JUDGE SAYS WE ARE THRU; THEN THERE IS NO CASH FOR YOU!!

33)SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO GO OFF TRACK TO GET YOUR EX-BACK

34)I don't have to tell you when were through, you should already know boo.